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The Once-ler:
Hello!
My name is The Once-ler
And I would like to share with you
The most amazing book.

The Greed-ler:
Hello!
My name is The Greed-ler.
It’s a book about Thneedville
A long, long time ago.

The Once-ler:
It has
So many awesome parts
You simply won’t believe
How much this book can change your life.

Bitter:
Hello!
My name is Bitter-ler
I would like to share with you
This book of the my sad life.

One-ler:
Hello!
My name is the One-ler

Pimp:
Hello!

One-ler:
Did you know that the Lorax
Lived in the U.S.A.?

The Greed-ler:

You can
Read all about it now!

Entre:
Hello!

The Greed-ler:
In this nifty book, What—free?
No, you have to pay!

Pimp:
Hello!

Gent:
Hello!
My name is Gent Once-ler
And can I leave this book with you
For you to just peruse?

Creep:
Hello!

Bitter:
Hello…

Pimp:
Hello!

Gent:
I’ll just leave it here.
It has a lot of information you can really use!

The Once-ler:
Hello!

Pimp:
Hi!

The Once-ler:
My name is-

Bitter:
The Lorax…

The Greed-ler:
You have an ugly home!

Ink:
Hello!

One-ler:
It’s a great cook book.

Gent:
Bonjour!

Entre:
Hola!

Pimp:
Ni hao?

Entre:
Me llamo Entre-ler!

The Greed-ler:
What thneed-less kids!

Bitter:
This book gives you the secret
of my stupid life..

Gent:
Sound good?

ALL:
Eternal life!

Bitter:
Just kill me now…

ALL:
Is super fun!

Creep:
Hello!

Gent:
Ding dong!

ALL:
And if you let us in,
We’ll show you how it can be done!

The Greed-ler:
No thanks?!

Bitter:
You sure?

The Greed-ler:
Oh, well.

Bitter:
That’s fine.

The Greed-ler:
Goodbye!

Bitter:
Oh, what the hell…

The Once-ler and Entre:
Hey now!

ALL:
You simply won’t believe how much
This book will change your life,
This book will change your life,
This book will change your life!
This book will change your life,
This book will change your life!

Swag:
HELLO!  WOULD YOU LIKE TO WORSHIP ME, I GOT A BOOK THAT’S WRITTEN BY MY TWO HANDS….

72:
NO, NO, NO, SWAG!
That’s not how we run!  Do you think lying is much fun?
Please, do not act out on a whim.

Once-lers, show him!

Once-ler:
Hello!

Swag:
Hello!

Once-ler:
My name is:

Swag:
SWAG ONCE-LER

Once-lers:
And we would like to share with you this book of The Lorax!

The Once-ler:
Hello!

The Greed-ler:
Hello!

Swag and Gent:
Ding dong!

Entre and Creep:
Heigh ho!

Gent:
Just take this book!

Pimp:
For a fee!

Creep:
For you!

Gent:
From me!

Once-ler:
You see?
You simply won’t believe
How much this book will change
Your life!

(Hello!)

This book will change your life!
This book will change your life!

(Hello!)

This book will change-

So why please buy, what the…

Entre:
Hell…O!

Once-lers:
You’re gonna die someday!
And if you read this book you'll see
That’s just the way
but please buy a thneed
for friends and family.
We can fully guarantee you that
This book will change your life!

(Hello!)

This book will change your life!

(Hello!)

This book will change your life!

The book of Lorax!

(Lorax!)

Hello!!!

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